I figured why not give the hapless few that stumble upon this page with something to read? I don't have very many posts and I don't post insane amounts like some of the other regulars but I manage to have fun here on Newgrounds.
More importantly, I'm taking signature requests and from some of the things I've seen here, they're either very good but also some are really shitty or nonexistent. I can use a similar template in my current signature as well as the cool border and a few other things as per your request.
So if you want a sig, don't be afraid to place an order here.
Oh, and here's an example of what I mean by current sig: